Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 13, 2019

Hurt Bird

A female/male that had been emotional hurt and post sad statuses and/or relationship hate post on social media.

Catherine: Hey my boyfriend and I are going out later.

Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit

Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird

by Triniguy591 May 31, 2019

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010

broken hurt

the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.

Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.

It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.

Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.

by shawologist May 17, 2020

Rist hurts

Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.

Did you see Roman Andrade? His Rist hurts

by PPnugget November 22, 2022

Hurting for a Squirting

Extremely horny

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

by bljb1 May 12, 2021

hurt squad

a group of particularly ugly people

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"

by hookerboot November 11, 2013