Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).
by Plebescite September 3, 2003
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When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.
Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
by CougHunter February 18, 2010
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A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading
Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
by Nuts21 September 7, 2022
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Get the hat bot mug.When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.
Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?
Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo
Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo
by GrandRap Godfather August 9, 2008
Get the Hat Shower mug.There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.
Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
by Founding Father November 11, 2012
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