cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
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Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".
Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!
by Jimbomate February 19, 2011
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Cum-guzzling futty dutty

A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.

Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.
Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.
by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 07, 2006
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Cum guzzling gutter slut

a name, used for name calling, or insaults
your just a Cum guzzling gutter slut
by Willie Boepple February 17, 2006
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cum guzzling twat loaf

I can't believe I dated that cum guzzling twat loaf.
by Shane.Hater.4life July 09, 2011
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Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.
1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)
by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020
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cum guzzling sewer skank

A mean bitch, that looks as if see is from the slums. Someone that should be kicked in the face as soon as you she her. She generally has a splodge of cum on her body surface.
Man that bitch over on the corner is such a cum guzzling sewer skank. She stinks of high hell.
by mr.crosscountry March 16, 2010
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