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A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.
After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.
by Mark8 April 15, 2007
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by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009
Get the Portland Gust mug."From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house."
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by Wes Ferguson July 26, 2005
Get the Guestimating mug.Person who will try to book an hotel room, saying that "the general manager told me..." and then continue with lies.
Later during the stay find one or two things bad with either the service or room, and at check out plant a cockroach or other bug into: bed, sheets, towels, food, and dresser drawers. Then proced to refuse to pay and/or demand to be reimbursed for such a "horrible" stay. After getting away without paying they go back to the room and steal everything that they can get into their luggage.
Later during the stay find one or two things bad with either the service or room, and at check out plant a cockroach or other bug into: bed, sheets, towels, food, and dresser drawers. Then proced to refuse to pay and/or demand to be reimbursed for such a "horrible" stay. After getting away without paying they go back to the room and steal everything that they can get into their luggage.
Receptionist: Did you hear about the guest that didn't pay for the discounted rate that our GM gave them?
Supervisor: oh! you are refering to the Gypsy guest that lied about the discount, planted bugs in the room and then browned the room?
Supervisor: oh! you are refering to the Gypsy guest that lied about the discount, planted bugs in the room and then browned the room?
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