Guacamole Guadamole

An artist that draws fictional characters and is sleep deprived, simps over fictional characters and eats ketchup packets alone as a snack.

Hey guacamole guadamole how are you enjoying those ketchup packets your snacking on?

by Guacamole Guadamole July 15, 2021

Guadalupe

Guadalupe is an amazing girl you will ever meet. So if you meet a Guadalupe don’t let her go she will be the best thing that will happen to you. She is a amazing bestie. She will have you back in everything you need she will be the one to help you hide a body of a person if needed she will make your tears go away when you are sad. She is super sweet and funny she may be obsessed with someone but she will still have space in her heart for you. Guadalupe is a pretty girl with a big heart and personality she is the best. So if you have a bestie named Guadalupe don’t let her go because if you do you will regret it hard that is why I am still holding on to my bestie Guadalupe.

My bestie is Guadalupe and I won’t let her go.

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Gandalf Complex

A psycological disorder, similar to Schizophrenia or Tourette syndrome, in which one believes they are the fantasy character Gandalf. This person may do things like appear in your home with thirteen dwarves, or can be heard whispering under his/her breath such things as, "Run, you fools."
There are two basic stages of this complex, the primary stage, 'Grey,' and the secondary, 'White.'

"I knew my husband had a Grey Gandalf Complex when he brought the Fellowship into our vacation home, referring to Point Pleasant as 'Middle Earth.'"

by King Théoden October 12, 2008

guantanamo

To interrogate someone for no apparent or logical reason.

"Where you goin, Phil?"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"

by GiantSnowman March 25, 2005

guanascifilaids

The act of having 3 std's at once. (Guanaria) (Unknown) (Aids)

Yo, that bitch got guanascifilaids.

by Lyc0sa August 14, 2008

Gandalf

In the first LOTR film Gandalf blows a smoke ship through a smoke ring. A Gandalf is someone who smokes so much weed that they have the same level of smoking
expertise as Gandalf himself.

Man1: "Stop hogging the splif Gandalf."
Man2: "Why don't you just fuck off and let me enjoy my bud Gandhi."

by Flossua March 21, 2009

Gandalfs Balls!

When a normal cuss just won't cut it many turn to swearing by the unholy duo that clang defiantly between the legs of Gandalf the Grey.

By Gandalfs balls! this terrible game Black Ops has THE cheapest veteran difficulty I have ever encountered! It should be burned.

by boo ha ra sausage April 11, 2011