gradeau

anything nasty that is small and slimy on you or anything else, ie., eye slime from a dog or mucous of any sort

ewww, there's gradeau on my arm ewww

by dick November 3, 2003

grudge fuck

Having sex with some to get back at someone else

or

Having extra rough sex with someone as a means to get back at that person

ex. 1: Yea, i grudge fucked your mom on you...

ex. 2: That bitch was mean all day, but she wanted sex later that night. So i grudge fucked her.

by Rickbauls January 24, 2005

It's first grade, Spongebob

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.

"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"

by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012

grudge flight

Private airtravel chartered exclusively as a glaring middle-finger payback-display, serving to symbolically right decades of accumulated dysfunctional family wrongs...

No tickets. No reservations. No invitation.

We decided to crash the graduation ceremony anyway.
What we DO have is a private jet carrying a big 'ol grudge flight, fuck you...

by YAWA June 17, 2018

grade curve

It is the best thing that could ever happen to your grade, and it "makes" you look smart but the truth is you ain't (Well at least not anytime soon). Also means that your whole class is stupid and dumb. But it seems to keep your parentals happy besides the other classes that you have an F in.

Parental: Wow you have an A in this class!
You: Yes it's really easy! (Chuckles on the inside GRADE CURVE)
Parental: Great, now I can sign you up for the extra honors class in this subject!
You: (Oh sh*t!)

by MickeyMisaki November 24, 2017

hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

GUNT GRUDGE

A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION

I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????

MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009