gristmas

An very creepy holiday. Often occurring, but not limited to, around Christmas.

If you're having a good Christmas, but then a creeper comes/cums on to you, then your Christmas becomes a Gristmas.

A true Christmas nightmare. Like "The Nightmare before Christmas," except wayyy scarier and without the cool soundtrack. (The only noise you will hear is the sound a gristy guy makes jerking off in a public restroom).

If someone starts Gristing (creeper texting) you on Christmas

Newly-wed woman: I was having the best Christmas ever with those new handcuffs my husband got me!! .... but then this fucking Gristy douche randomly showed up and fucked my Husband. Fucking worst Gristmas ever!!!

Sexually harassed man: Dude, that guy keeps offering to send me gift cards for christmas. I think he just wants to get in my pants.

Friend: dude, just take one in the ass for the 30$ gift card. Especially if it's the candy cane edition. Have a merry Gristmas bro.

Sexually harassed man: Ha ha, funny, go jerk off in public you Grist monger

Gristy dude (to another guy): Hey, can I give you a few gift cards? I really want you to have a special Christmas.

Guy: OMG NO! Cuz then it wouldn't be Christmas anymore--It would be GRISTmas!!

Gristy dude: oh sorry. Hey do you want the gift card with the gingerbread man, the candy cane, or the snowman? Also, I need you to come visit me on vacation in Hawaii. I've got a candy cane to put in your small, brown stocking ;)

Guy: ....... *jaw drops to floor*.......

X rated section of story: Gristy dude shoves penis in guy's mouth while guy's jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief. Gristy dude finishes, and wishes him a merry Gristmas.

by I like to play soggy waffle December 29, 2010

grissom

that's witty or that's smart. if you're being sarcastic, it could mean something that was just said was really stupid.
taken from watching too much CSI

That was so grissom.
Gil Grissom is so grissom. It's because he's Grissom.

by Sorix July 18, 2007

griswalds

Tourists in cottage country, complete with dogs, kids and toys on the roof of their SUV, usually loud and annoying.

The Griswalds have taken over the next cottage, there goes sanity.

by Rolly September 8, 2005

gristled

-to mess somebody up

Yo, he got gristled upside his head.

by spoleze February 15, 2003

griswolding

The act of touring through various neighborhoods searching for garish, tacky or otherwise 'over-the-top' holiday displays.

A reference to the family name, Griswold, of the characters from the National Lampoon film series; most notably the National Lampoons Holiday Vacation.

We loaded up the minivan with the kids and the camcorder and headed out Griswolding.

by barec2 December 25, 2006

Griswolds

A bright white pair of shoes similar to the pair given to Clark Griswold from cousin Eddie in National Lampoon's Vacation.

Kevin went out last night sporting a pair of Griswolds

by Seacreature The League November 2, 2009

grisp

able to aquire something or under stand a concept of something. A mix of grip and grab.

i finaly grisped the consept.

he's good at climbing because he can girsp the rock ledge good.

by neez100 January 5, 2010