Grammar Commie

One whose duty it is to correct the poor grammar of others around them.

"Person who gives forum n00bs a hard time, they are obsessed with grammar and are usually moderators and admins, who ban people for bad grammar and they think its theyre day job"

Correction: Person who gives forum n00bs a hard time, is obsessed with grammar, and is usually a moderator or admin who bans people for poor grammar and thinks it's their day job.

A Grammar Commie knows the difference between "they're", "there", and "their"; "its" and "it's"; "your" and "you're", et al.

by L.W. November 3, 2007

Grammar Nazi

A literate on a bad day. Usually found when said literate is in an irritable mood, or has dealt with too much illiteracy in a given time period.

When a literate is in Grammar Nazi mode, they are usually found correcting all sorts of typos & grammar and/or punctuation errors.

She was being a Grammar Nazi, correcting each & everyone one of his mistakes.

by Morava March 9, 2007

English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.

Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...

by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005

grammar stalking

Magically knowing that I've been drinking or up to something just from my grammar over IM or email.

Jen: are you drinking this afternoon?
Tom: hey!
Tom: I just had 2
Jen: LOL
Tom: were you just guessing, or?
Jen: i guessed by some of your grammar and spelling...:P
Tom: stop grammar stalking me!

by faze66 October 22, 2009

Rediscover Grammar

Often referred to as the bible of English Language, this book helps people of all ages come to terms with the ins and outs of grammar.
This book is written by the literary genius David Crystal, who is a university lecturer specialising in linguistics.

'How can I learn how to use grammar?'
'REDISCOVER GRAMMAR!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

Grammar Snob

Someone who gets so worked up by improper grammar, they are unable to function.

Chuck is such a dick. My email to his customer had "there" instead of "their" and he came at me like a god damn pitbull. What a grammar snob.

by msch2 October 28, 2009

Grammar School

The best type of school. Pupils are both intelligent and civilised.

"Don't talk to me unless you went to a grammar school."

by BC FTW June 23, 2014