Gappers

The region on a woman where the thighs meet the vaginal area.

If you want to get her going slide your fingers up in them gappers. You’ll get her attention and rev up the engine!

by formfeeder April 8, 2023

Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Hillbilly Gopher

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

by smartz101 December 2, 2010

soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018