Google

You dumbass you don't know what google is? Bish, you just used it to search urban dictionary you crusty musty yellow busty crap.

Dumbass: hey what's google

Friend: you dumbass, no wonder why you searched this up

by datmyhomie October 14, 2020

Google

A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!

A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru

by rusted-iron-oxide August 4, 2022

Google

A “pick me” girl that doesn’t know the struggles of stuttering.

Google needs to stfu.

by pleasecallmedashing February 24, 2021

googling

when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other

i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me

by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009

Google

Masturbating...

When i am alone, I Google Myself

by Samyt June 25, 2009

google

It's just God: Revised

Google is the new God.

by nan0 April 19, 2008

google

The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.

If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.

by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007