Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

stevie gonzalez

A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.

Woah look at that stevie gonzalez go, he's faster than speedy.

by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009

Madi Gonzalez

Basically, the best girl to ever exist. Thicc, but sadly, not as thicc as hongalabongala. Jk she's the thiccest girl alive and if u ever see her... Stop looking at her cuz she's mine bitch. Umm yeah but yk she's a pretty funny gal but gets a lil agro sometimes and can get mad at you for no reason. Fortunately, she always loves you (as in me) at the end of the day and will always be there for you (me again) forever. She's loyal and will never cheat because she knows what it feels like and would never do that to anyone. We (me) love a Madi.

Ethan G: Hey Baby wanna smash in the forest for 20 bucks?

Madi Gonzalez: Nah m8 ur weird ASF

Guillermoth: B R U H *laughs in Korean*

by John Edward's secret admirer April 10, 2019

Suzie Gonzalez

A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara

Suzie Gonzalez is cool

by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 1, 2022

brianna gonzalez

the gayest person you’ll ever meet.

yk brianna gonzalez? she’s gay

by Joelle Faginstien June 23, 2023

Mr. Gonzalez

the best computer teacher in the world.

"yo did you hear about Mr. Gonzalez?"
"Yeah, he's amazing"

by anonymous February 26, 2025

saih gonzalez

Noun. The one honored above others. Noble warrior of the house Gonzalo, whose body is made of light. Accelerated in mind and body. One who never fails.

Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.

Looook!! Over there to the west, it must be… Saih Gonzalez!! We are saved from peril.

by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023