John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.

LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.

by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

GOMFK

Get Outta My Face Kid

Player 1: Dude, wtf was that?
Player 2: GOMFK

by Vitsen January 17, 2009

Gomu Gomu no

When having sex scream “GOMU GOMU NO GATLING” when your cock is at its biggest point and smack your partner against there face multiple times with your cock.

Yea bro I Gomu Gomu no Gatling her so many times

by MICROMANAGINGPP November 21, 2021

Gomez

Gomez

is my chicken

my lover

my world

fuck you dev you wish you were him

Bitch 1: I can believe Gomez is with her

Bitch 2: Ik I'm so jealous

Gomez: as you should be

by ggity69 July 18, 2022

one eyed gomez

A dog or cat's butthole.

That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.

by nightdave November 8, 2009