gaff tape

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise

n oproblem i got some gaff tape

by tweek December 19, 1999

The Gaffney

A sexual position, usu. involving two or more males. Little is know about The Gaffney, other than that it is extremely difficult (often referred to as 'damn near impossible') to master or even perform. Although it takes its participants to heights of sexual pleasure never before experienced by mere mortals, it leaves them exhausted and ravaged to the point of near death. Ancient texts speak of those who take part in The Gaffney being left blind, mute, or even paralyzed. Aristotle, Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill were all known to have been practicioners of The Gaffney.

"And then bestowed upon him was knowledge of a value unmatched in the world of men, and he was warned to share the knowledge with only the worthy, the pure of heart and noble of spirit. And he was told that from that day forward all would revere the name of The Gaffney."

by Dr. Paul January 22, 2007

Gaffy

Weird and duck-like

Lynn's laugh is so gaffy!

by lwefj December 24, 2010

glaf

"giggling like a fig"
to giggle merrily

audrey: woah did you see me and nanners new pic?!
thena: yeah, nanners was wearing glasses!LOLZ!
ariel: omgz that was totes cute!
jackie: GLAF!!! silly nanners and his glasses!

by JACKIEISC0R3 February 15, 2009

gladfully

To express happy willingness and content, as well as agreement and consent.

I will gladfully take you up on that offer.

by somatek June 7, 2011

gaffag

Gaffag, apart from being a palindrome, is a slang merging of the two words 'gay' and 'fag'. It is used to describe homosexual individuals, or individuals with homosexual tendencies.

Steve regretted showing me his new man-bag after I scornfully declared him a gaffag.

by The Egg Poacher March 14, 2009

gaff rigged

a boat that has sails that are not to English navel standards,, jerry rigged.... german....mick rigged,, irish.. nigger rigged. Caribbean or slave ship... modern definition is any thing that is sailed or driven repaired with a unconventional procedure in an emergency procedure (mickey moused is the most common urban use

our ship spotted a gaff rigged ship on the horizon. we soon realized it was a nigger rigged slave ship, to our relief it was just a mick rigged fishing boat.

by gaff rigged February 21, 2015