Gomp

Any mentally retarded person.
Usually the word implies the retarded person is profoundly retarded and leaking fluids such as spittle, has cake between their fingers, spaghetti sauce on their face, cocked eyes, and a VERY loud voice.

That fucking gomp crushed my kitten's head with his superhuman strength.

by Duderoo June 27, 2009

gomp

to act like an idiot, asshole, jerk, etc. gomping equivelant to "bitching"

today at work sally was acting like a gomp so i told her to shut her face. i wish people would just stop their gomping!

by kaorusan! January 8, 2009

Gromps

A general grumbling noise uttered when irritated.

"John, remember we're visiting my mum this weekend!"
"GROMPS"

by Napole0n January 6, 2008

goompah loompah

A google serf, incessantly crapping on about how great google is much to the boredom of everyone else. Arrogant, obsessive and most of all annoying.

Not another goddamn goompah loompah, im getting sick of those bitches.

by Disp August 28, 2006

Glomp

Tackle Hug, normally reserved for ppl you like and cute members of your preferred sex.

I Glomp Hope, Kaluwa, Danielle and NHG, leaving them all gasping for air and a little freaked out.

by Chaostic_2k1 December 17, 2003

Glomp

Glomp is an Internet term for a hug or tackel hug. It's generally rarely used. Sometimes some people forget what a glomp is.

Person 1; hi.
Person 2; *glomps* Hi
Person 1; oh....o k
Person 2; how are you?
Person 1; *glomps back*

by KorinNacht April 15, 2017

Glompoginous

The act of running to the shop to get chips and cheese

“Hey dude do you want some chips and cheese”
“Yeh of course you glompoginous

by Dweeb2018 November 3, 2018