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Gentleman’s Error

The realization that there is no tissue or paper towels to clean the mess after masturbation.
“Man, I got home and beat my dick immediately. Wish I would’ve made sure I had tissue paper for after though.”

“Looks like you made the Gentleman’s Error.”
Gentleman’s Error by Mzigo March 8, 2018

Gentleman's Time 

When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.
My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!
Gentleman's Time by Woawoawoawoa November 8, 2018

Gentleman Ost 

In World War 2, Gentleman Ost was a Sturmscharführer (Regimental sergeant major). He quickly climbed the ranks of the SS, eventually becoming a Obergruppenführer (general) by 1945. He fought bravely and won many offensives on the western front, though the rest of the front was in retreat. Gentleman Ost tried to re-organize the front himself but before he could, Germany Surrendered. Gentleman Ost killed himself before he could be captured.
"Gentleman Ost was a great General, one of the many great minds of the Second World War."
Gentleman Ost by bigchungusoohnana December 25, 2019

Gentleman's Half Chub 

The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.

The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.

A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.

gentleman's rash 

The painful areas of skin at the top of your inner leg, arse cheeks and scrotum which develop after working a busy shift in a warm environment: chefs arse
Diner: Excuse me waiter are you having trouble walking?
Waiter: Piss off, I've done a 14 hour shift and my gentleman's rash is killing me!
gentleman's rash by Rellie August 3, 2007

Gentleman's Penis 

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.
Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis
Gentleman's Penis by neobart March 2, 2010