What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012
n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.
by Dkr. J February 23, 2018
by Compare funds October 18, 2021
n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.
No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.
by Dkr. J February 23, 2018
(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.
User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.
Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."
Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."
by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014
by LingDanc803 March 22, 2023