hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.

"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."

by nygeek August 30, 2012

Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.

The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.

by JewishLightning January 6, 2025

funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

Insignificant funds

Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.

I have insignificant funds in my bank account.

by Midnight2000 July 5, 2024

disney fund

What one pulls money from for drugs.

Hey are you going to have enough money for this stuff? Yeah ill pull it from the Disney Fund

by Iamfromalabama August 9, 2017

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Flick Fund

To save a mental image for later masturbation, specifically for people with a vagina - the female equivalent of the male "Wank Bank" or "Spank Bank."

Originated by the Twitch community of the streamer Nadgemeister.

"I've gotta save this mental image for the Flick Fund!"

by UnprofessionalGamers March 12, 2025