Chendo Fumpit

When your honey gives you head, you pull out and spray your whelpin' yelp' juice in her nostrils and punch her in the forehead and slamp her across the mouth with your cock when she gives you the stinkface and yell "Fumpit!" as you run away laughing.

I got thrown out of my apartment because my landlord heard me pulling a chendo fumpit on the chick in 2B.

by Kingnigger Slappings November 12, 2010

Fump

A man who fucks your mother and skeets in cereal

That nigga fump was out yo house now yo momma pregnant again

by mr.fump July 7, 2010

Fumpkin

Fump·kin
noun
1.
a large fake orange-yellow decoration that breaks when looking at it.
2.
the act of having your balls sucked on while taking a piss.

Shawn: Hey bro, did you get with Sousanne last night?
Blake: Yeah, but I had to pee, so I convinced her to give me a Fumpkin.

by Atomikpunx November 10, 2019

Fumpkin

Or Filipino Pumpkin Is a Filipino woman who needs to be married before 40 years old.

Let’s celebrate the fumpkin wedding of our friend Katherine.

by PJ Vital June 20, 2021

fumping

The combination of the words fist and pumping. Fist + Pumping= Fumping

Bobby: "Dude this is totally fumping music."
Clark: "Yeah man, lets fump."

by plannpony August 7, 2010

fumpty

A state of being half-full and half-empty at the same time.

The glass is fumpty.

by Winged Rhino March 2, 2016

fumpy

Fucking and grumpy

Tawny woke up fumpy and tore me a new one

by donaldkl March 4, 2016