Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

Fuckwit

Someone who is so mother fucking stupid.

You see that lizzy girl? Yeah she's a fuckwit.

by p0yzn May 7, 2015

Vainglorious Fuckwit

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.

"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?

by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025

Fuckwit

A person that is generally a dickhead; that usually annoys everyone.

Person 1 - Bro your mother should have aborted you, extra chromosome cunt.
Person 2 - Shut the fuck up you fuckwit.

by 20chromosomes November 6, 2018

Fuckwit

A fuckwit is a dumbass person who fucks with your life, for example, if you shit on people, you are a fuckwit, if you listen to mumble rap, you are a fuckwit, if your IQ level is low, you are a fuckwit. If you piss on people, you are a fuckwit.

Dat kid on Minecraft is such a fuckwit

by Funeyboi123 September 11, 2018

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Super fuckwit

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha

Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023