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Frogshit

Like bullshit, but a special case. It's bureaucratic bullshit, something the powers that be act like is really important and critical, but in fact is just the usual load of stupid tedious pointless red tape time-wasting garbage that makes up all government everywhere. Achieves nothing except a job for the frogshitters they pay to process it. Have you ever seen a small frog take a shit? It's difficult and slow for them. While they're trying to push it out they can't do anything else, leaving them totally vulnerable to all kinds of predators. It takes a huge portion of their total energy and very substance, and looks painful. And at the end of all that effort, all they have to show for it is a large, dirty, steaming pile of worthless shit. So it's exactly like filling out any government paperwork. A huge amount of effort, painful and tedious to get it out, it uses up a huge portion of your energy and substance, and for all that effort all you get from it is a giant stinking turd that's ugly and unpleasant to even think about or look at. Frogshit through and through.
OMG all this paperwork and wasting time they make you do, just to complete some small task, it's making life tedious, painful and difficult for no good reason... wow it's just like making frogshit!
by BernieW November 18, 2019
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frobom

A force of chaos and destruction, unrivaled by nature itself. Froboms are pure anarchy, and have a habit of just accidentally breaking and losing stuff.
Frobom came by, and now my house is gone
by Gh0st_Crypt1c November 11, 2020
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Frogsheet

The flattened corpse(s) of a frog or army of frogs after an unfortunate steamroller incident.
“Woah! Dude, am I, like, just really high? Or is that frogsheet about the most beautiful image you’ve ever seen flattened across a newly paved road?"
by Dr. Bighead March 27, 2022
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catching frogs

A cover story for having sex in the car near the woods
We couldn’t tell my mom that we fucked in the car so we told her we were catching frogs.
by TacoJeff May 12, 2020
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Bobann Froblan

A Hysterical Lad With A Past With Some Men Named Quandale Dingle,Quandalian Dingleson And A Owl Name Lamont Who Backstabbed Them Back in 2019 Of July.
You Backstabbed Us. You Bobann Froblan
by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022
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Bringing the frogs

To attract a large number of women at a given time.
Shit dude. Did you see how Johnny was bringing the frogs last night? I wish I could hit it off with so many babes.
by tH3 B05$ August 25, 2010
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Dude I Love Frogs

Similar to “Man I Love Frogs”, inside way of saying Dilf/Milf which are explained in other definitions.
“Oh man Pat Rollins really is a ‘dude I love frogs’ am I right?” -person1

“Yeah, he’s really cool.” -person2

Very hot.” -person1
by b1rbbbbb March 14, 2022
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