freet

A fart that is captured in a container or an enclosed area.

I did a freet in an empty jar and mailed it to my freind. He opened the jar and smelled my ass.

by t c December 23, 2003

Fexting

Sexting through Facetime on the iPhone 4. The way the whole next generation will be revolutionized taken over. Talking on the phone will just never be the same again...

Little girl: "Steve jobs kept fexting me last night"
Parent: "oh mah gawd!"

by herhuskeet July 7, 2010

freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

by dixie123 October 5, 2006

deer fret links

the fret of the deer .. dont forget the links SILLY GOOSE

deer fret links is a very good looking intelligent figure. tlak to shim

by zimzimrawr July 5, 2008

Freat

Fucking neat

Bob: Hey did you see those fireworks, they were freat!
Rob: are you high or something?

Bob: freat means fucking great you retard. I'm ditching you until you find the time to culture yourself you worthless swine

by Kim_Jong_Un_loves_Korea July 16, 2016

frectic

frantic + hectic = frectic

hehehehhe Leprechaun made up the word frectic

by Jamey Poochhhy October 25, 2006

freats

free food, or "eats."
food offered without the expectation of money in return.
Generally tastes better than regular eats.

"Hey, wanna go to that party?"
"Nah, that kid is an asshole."
"S'gonna be freats..."
"I'll get my coat."

by hah? October 23, 2008