French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!
Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.