A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ
The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members
AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members
AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.
If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
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Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!
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