Freezer rust

When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.

Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust

by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Freezer

The freezer move is what bored hung-over guys do to their friends to make themselves laugh and feel better. The freezer move is best done when laying on opposite ends of the couch. You grab your buddy's ankles and pull them towards you while jamming your big toe as far up their ass as you can. This movement causes their arms to fly out and they freeze in that position with a shocked look on their face.

Everyone laughed when I gave Jim the freezer move.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 24, 2017

beef in the freezer

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

by momma123 July 6, 2016

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

Deep Freezer

When they stick a lot of "meat" or dick in him/her

She's such a deep freezer Carol.
She let 6 people hit it last night

by Tanooki_123 July 11, 2016

Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021