Ford

1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer

Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

by Enraged Teenager December 1, 2004

Ford

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily

by ToughGunner October 4, 2005

Ford

Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!

by coca October 30, 2003

Ford

For
Old
Retarded
Drivers

Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.

Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.

by wartribe May 13, 2005

Ford

A car that breaks down literally in the middle of the street, and needs to be rebooted (esp. in the 70s)

My Ford stalled in the middle of Wacker Drive in Chicago.

by www.sucks500.com February 12, 2004

FORD

better and faster than your p.o.s. GM, and they look much,much better

That ford is so much quicker than my GM

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

FORD

Found
On lease by
Retarded
Dipshit

they fuckin suck...

Look at all the cars and trucks on the side of the road...they are all fords...

by Desi- Crazycanadian October 8, 2005