flumpkin

the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin

"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"

by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009

Flumpit

The hybrid of a flute and trumpet, know either as a flumpit or Trumpute.

Not to be mistaken with the Flumpet, a hybrid of the trumpet and flugelhorn

Musician A: "Hey, is that a Flumpit?"
Musician B: "No, it's a Flumpet."

by Skitgo May 5, 2009

Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

flumpty

the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine

I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.

by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003

flumple-dump

A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.

Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010

Flumes

Flumes is used when something really sucks or is going rough.

“I failed my math test the other day”
“Man that really flumes sorry”

by thecoolestboi May 25, 2019

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011