Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up

Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.

by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007

clam flesh

flesh of the vagina

Luke: so how did it go last night with Amy
Dion: good, i licked her clam flesh raw!
Luke: god dion, thats such a horrible word to call it!

by LmOron February 6, 2012

Fleshghost

Used to describe someone who has come back after a long period of abscence, almost as if they were dead.

Mitch, you were gone so long that we thought you were dead. I guess you just became a fleshghost.

by Lord Ademu October 9, 2006

Mexican Fleshlight

The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.

I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight

by EmCeeGeever July 10, 2010

flesh tampon

A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.

Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.

by lauren and sarah... and kristin September 30, 2006

Flesh Thermometer

When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.

My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.

by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010

fleshware

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.

Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.

by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011