Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

fluggernumble

to masterabte while whistling

He was shocked when his parents walked in on him fluggernumbleing, but he continued the act out of pure ecstasy

by fluggernumble February 9, 2006

flagged off

Wrongly used term by mongs meaning flipped off

''He just flagged me off'
''You mean flipped me off you utter cretin rachel''
''No its flagged off''
''No, that isnt a thing, flagged off is a term wrongly used by mongs meaning flipped off"

by steveveveveveeveveveveveve September 21, 2016

Flagget

A person in marching band who is a part of the colorguard (flag people)

Look at that flagget down there with his shiny shirt, pullin a blue flag from his crotch and waving it around, pretending he's not gay!

by Kate-onamore November 3, 2008

Self flaggelate

To beat your self up for an extended period of time

His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.

by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018

Faggery

The act or engagment in acts considered homosexual in nature.

The present tense of an action or a situation of something that would otherwise be commonly reffered to as gay.

As I saw the football team always slapping eachothers' ass at practice, I thought to myself, what is with all the faggery?

I don't like going to San Francisco, there is too much faggery in that city.

by Somedumbcracker January 18, 2006

red flagged

A married Person. Off limits

Eliana: He was really nice, and really hot, but he was red flagged.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005