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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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Flaccid Academia

The act of being willing to study, all research, texts and supplies are at hand before you yet you cant quite get into the work. All your resources are laid out before you ready like a lover on a bed yet you just cant get in the mood/ it up.
"Dude i have a savage case of Flaccid Academia, i sat with my mac open in front of me for 2 hours and did not write a thing! I was totally floppy!"
by Elging November 10, 2009
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flacc'

pronounced like glass with an f. Short for flaccid. Means not cool.
hey bro that was pretty flacc'
by flaccman November 3, 2018
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flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.
for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.
by runn141 May 5, 2009
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Flaco prince

Light tone skinned musician from Orlando Florida, who laughs in all of songs. Or what every light skinned boy is known for
Look at flaco Prince all handsome and shit, I want him
by JamesLonDon122 May 24, 2019
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Flying Flaconga

A term for someone who jumps during a party and gets laughed at.
Woah! Jason you're such a flying flaconga, stop that!
by Jason Shooster September 26, 2005
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the flacker of the shape

maybe the throbbing of the vulva, sometimes also the flicker of the quim.

came across these phrases in an old sexology book by one dr. gambers, a book published in the forties

these are probably dialectal phrases

has anyone heard these phrases?
Example:
he said he actually felt the flicker of the quim and the flacker of the shape when he fucked her!

shakespeare describes something akin to it in romeo and juliet.

"I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead, and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie"
by max brand July 15, 2007
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