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fitted

A hat that is not adjustable in size
flyer than a cap
not supposed to be form fitting on your head like a yamica. it is supposed to be tilted and a couple sizes to big unless you are a white boy in Maine.
Fitteds are fly as Hell.
the Best fitted is the Detroit D.
by Pontiac April 9, 2006
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fisterrific

Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.
by Tommy R May 15, 2005
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rie fister

a girl whose cunt is large enough to fit her fist.
hey look --- its RIE FISTER!

or used as a verb:

she got RIE FISTED last night!
by chase is AWESOME April 21, 2008
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fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.
"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."
by Taimaishu May 24, 2004
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Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.
Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...
by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011
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fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!
Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!
by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017
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fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.
Shawn fisterbated Alex.
by LabelXM July 5, 2022
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