The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.

I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'

by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010

Finned

When you are shafted, done over, ripped off or stitched up for no apparent reason or benefit to either party

God dam it! I was just finned!

Did you just fin me????

Don't fin me, man!

by Ming the-Merciless June 3, 2009

D Fitted

Detroit Tigers fitted Cap

royce da 59

sportin my D fitted

by thinking_cap April 17, 2009

fitted

a retarded ass gimmick kids with slow cars use to make their cars even slower. They are hardly better than a ricer as they use visual aid to pump up their gangsta level. In reality they are completely ruining the geometry of the car, and putting unwarranted stress on many parts.

This usually consists of dropping the cars ride height much lower than what their suspension & subframe can handle.
They then put large heavy wheels to fill wheel gap, along with tires much too small both in width and sidewall to where the outer lip of the wheel sticks out of the tire bead.
Lastly instead of correcting unwanted toe and camber, they actually increase it to the breaking point.
Now they are ready to cruise at 15 mph and show how flush their car is.

Hey check out that volkswagen/lexus, it is so fitted it broke it's control arms, and the rubber bands called tires have ripped completely off!

by Turbo M3 April 3, 2011

fitted

The exact opposite of sharted. To go to the bathroom expecting to shit, and ending up farting.

Man, I hate it when you go to the bathroom and do nothing but fit.

by Lowlander February 18, 2005

double fisted stranger

while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.

one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger

by geebsmonk May 22, 2009

double fisted masturbation

this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).

if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:

eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.

OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.

by the double fisters November 28, 2009