Financial Combustion

Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.

First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.

This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.

Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.

This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!

Financial Combustion Starvation Deprivation Misfortune possible Death Anger Fire

by 2ttzu November 24, 2009

Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.

Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010

Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.

I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.

by robstyrr July 9, 2010

Financial anemia

A situation descriptive of someone or some organization, company, etc, suffering from financial difficulty or shortage.

If the sales of this store dont increase, this financial anemia will put us under.

Bear Sterns died of financial anemia.

by mephentis November 19, 2010

financial catapult

usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults

dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!

by UM North Quad July 26, 2012

financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.

by QuacksO August 15, 2017