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Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.
"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."
by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012
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Farting Terms

Someone you feel very comfortable with.
Wow Joey, I can let one loose around you anytime. You must be really special.
by Lynne Lowe February 18, 2005
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Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!
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