Sneakeus Fatassious

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.

That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

by PB Project Room April 30, 2013

Fatal1ty

Fatal1ty, who's real name is Johnathan Wendel, is the self-proclaimed "best PC gamer in the world". In all honesty he is one of the worst "professional" gamers alive today. Most true PC gamers also like to point out that his persona reeks strongly of homosexuality.

His existence has been greatly popularized by the release of ABIT motherboards bearing his same name. Regardless, no amount of marketing can rid him of his ever-present gay aura.

"Hi," shouted Johnathan, "my name is Fagtal1ty and I'm gayer than Ricky Martin on Christmas."

by Vayne March 23, 2005

Homme fatale

The masculine form of "femme fatale".

Womanizers, playboys, casanovas fall under this category.

girl 1: look at that guy

girl 2: he's homme fatale

girl 1: what?

girl 2: you know, playboys, womanizers, etc

by Scorpio_Rishi May 6, 2014

FatAssMcBitchWhale

Any person or teacher who is fat, annoying, mean, hates life, and wants you dead. Be warned, if you piss them off, you will be crushed under the weight similar to a whale.
You Have Been Warned.

Dude, I hate Mrs.Welson.

Yah I hat Mrs.FatAssMcBitchWhale to.

Who?

Mrs.Welson.

Oh well that term really describes her.

by Jt The Wise One January 29, 2010

fatality

Extreme disappointment or displeasure in a situation.

Man, I was at the casino the other day on lost 3,000 dollars after winning it. That's fatality son!

by Ole_man_stetter December 14, 2010

fatal hilarity

death as a result of laughter

In the third century B.C. the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs. This is fatal hilarity.

by Darling Ama December 4, 2006

fatalanche

The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.

"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"

by Leha May 13, 2005