Falcon Punch

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

by Lock November 4, 2007

Itchy Falcon

When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.

Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!

by Ronnie McCoy January 10, 2010

Angry Falcon

The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.

"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."

by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 22, 2007

falcon punch

The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....

*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)

by FALCONPUNCH February 17, 2008

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

falcon pawnch

the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja

dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE

by tlarge February 28, 2009

Captain Falcon

He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003