FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

Faff

Description of pubic hair

"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

Fraffer

Someone who misses out on one or regular social occasions because of a poor or no excuse.

N. Fr-affer

a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

Of a similar nature also see Fraut

A: "Martin said he's going home early for Christmas missing all the nights out to get a job as a post man"

B: "What a fraffer"

popularly also used in the phrase "he's Fraffing it right
out tonight"

Also a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

by Kemics December 11, 2008

flaffer

a) a butterfly on ecstasy.

b) a dumb ass roommate

That roommate of yours is a flaffer!

by SluttySlutterSlutfacedFlaffer March 3, 2009

Faffy

A nickname meaning intelligent, happy, and friendly. Usually given by a friend as a sign of compassion. (Can be slightly altered: Faf, Fafmaster, Fafmeister, etc.)

A small squirrel-like creature in the South Western region of the Amazon.

Friend: "What's poppin' Faffy?"
'Faffy': "Just some popcorn... Why, are you hungry?"

"Don't look now, but I think I've spotted a rabid faffy up in that tree to your left."

by Fafmaster December 16, 2008

Faff

The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.

"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"

by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014

flaffel-flaffel

An edible fungus found inbetween human toes.

I had survived starvation in the desert by feeding on flaffel-flaffel.

by FlameMesial September 10, 2005