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facial nappy

A contraption used to absorb faecal matter excreted via the mouth i.e. verbal diarrhoea. Often prescribed to people who have little to no self conscience, believe everything they say is fact, lack a filter between their mind and mouth, or just talk straight shit.
Complete Tool: "I got my sweet Lada up to 300kmh last night. Pretty insane aye Dad."
Depressed Dad: "Um, yeah maybe its time we got you a facial nappy son."
by matm March 20, 2008
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Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).
Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.
by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010
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Facial Compatibility

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.
Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.
by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011
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air facial

the result of an air jack that is released upon the recipients face, can also be applied to a meal the recipient is eating or directly to the upper lip of the recipient.
brent was talking to this really hot babe when i came up behind him and after dry humping him for a few moments jake and i both gave him air facials after air jacking on him.
by cheweysmoker March 29, 2009
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facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.
The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.
by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007
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Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.
so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through
by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008
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FACIAL

When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.
She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.
by slicksal October 19, 2006
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