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Near hack experience

A play on words relating to near death experience.

The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.

This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.

Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:

1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.

2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)

3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:

A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)

B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.

If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.

It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.
by Interactive September 29, 2009
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Experimenting

When you either do something small as kiss to actually have sex with a sex that you normally wouldn't and you never had or wouldn't date. Experimenting does NOT make you bisexual or anything like that.
1. Did you hear that Sarah French kissed Jill? I never knew she was bisexual!
2. She's not shes just experimenting, she told me herself.
by Jake The Doggo November 3, 2016
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Girlfriend Experience

When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.
It's get the Girlfriend Experience - I don't need to try to impress her - she'll come out with me on the town and later I get garunteed sex. But she is still a prostitute, it costs me." ... "What's the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?
by RevJ September 17, 2010
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Learning Experience

1. A embarrassing failure spun into something positive.

2. An experience where a person discovers their own lack of ability.

3. A total train-wreck
My first marriage was a learning experience.
by aweeez January 23, 2009
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The Zoe Lynch Experience

Something or someone who radiates awesome on a regular basis.
Anything so awesome it will blow anyone's mind.
"Damn, that halloween party was totally the Zoe Lynch Experience."

"Ugh i feel so crappy i definitely need a dose of the ZLE."
by Zoelicious December 25, 2008
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Expert

A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar
A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.
by Electric Ave April 7, 2020
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expert urinal

The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.
I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.
by Se7enLC December 17, 2006
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