Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do

Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

by Yourjustsoobsessed May 17, 2023

extendo

2 blunts stuck together packed with weed,a double lengthed blunt

I rolled up a fat extendo last nite

by Mike Schill April 22, 2003

extended use fee

(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.

I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Extender-o

A long anatomy of an extender-o, stands for the "o" in vagina. The extender part extends to the inner part of the woman-hood and clenses it complete with hair and everything. Available in 6 design-her colors. Hoe.

I used my awesome extender-o when cleaning out my fur pie.

by igna schwitzle January 26, 2009

expanded

When you can’t express the phatness of the booty

That bitch is expanded!!!!

by Digbickpappi January 24, 2019