Everything

My love, she is everything to me, even when I shy away. She is perfect in every aspect, to such a point that I doubt my worth next to her. She cheers me up when I'm sad and I need it, to which I'm more then glad to return in anyway possible. The level of pleasure is unstatable when I'm with her or know she's well and happy, sadness plagues me when she's in pain. Her mind shapes my world, as she is everything to me, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

You're my everything and I love you so much.

by BatCop February 28, 2017

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012

Bacon makes everything better

AD for a shirt that keeps coming up on this website.

AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Me: I should post a definition

by I am jesus in a box April 4, 2010

that's everything

That means the world to me. That's my favorite. That's amazing. Everything you could ask for from someone.

"I wanna fuck you so bad"

- "That's everything baby"

"Did you see his text message?!"
- "Yeah, it was everything!"

by Mqw93 September 30, 2013

The Life, The Universe, and Everything

correctly quoted as "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything" in the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. it was proposed by philosophers to the great computer "Deep Thought". long story short the answer is 42.

"Oh deep thought, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"
"42"

by Foobear February 14, 2004

everyting

Another word that originated frin a typo. It means everything, but is spelled in an orange lily way. It also involves Neopets commercials. Did you know the aardvarks rock? Well, they do.

Andrew: o yea at school my friend and i started calling *everyting* weird a neopet
Carlie: EVERYTING?! OOOOOO!

by mryellowbunbun April 2, 2009

everythingist

Someone who is generally smart in all fields of expertise.

Emily is a psychologist, she's a therapist and a meteorologist. It's like she's an everythingist.

by Scooter23 January 5, 2009