Eurocal

The white, oval stickers people put on their bumpers to brag about the European countries they've visited. These stickers usually contain a combination of either 1, 2 or 3 letters that correspond to specific countries (e.g. GB = England, I = Italy). 'Eurocal' is a portmanteau (Europe + decal).

Did you see that guy with the 'GB' eurocal on his car? I bet he's never even been to England. What a douche.

by Sloth Of Celerity January 27, 2011

spousal eunuch

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010

eunhae

The single most fuckable pairing ever.

Consists of the sex gods Eunhyuk and Donghae from K-Pop powerhouse Shupah Junah.

Person: omg did you see that fancam of eunhae at the ss5 opening show in seoul?

You: omg i did they're so hot i ship them together but i also wanna fuck 'em. Eunhae sandwich, can you imagine it?

Person: mhmm...

by Glitter Grenade March 26, 2013

Eunha

An adorable girl which is a part of the kpop girl group GFRIEND
She is a great vocalist and can dance very well.

Her personality is very cute and looks great with bangs.

Eunha: I want to be sexy
Everyone: Nice try, but still cuteeee

by Taetae Gukk November 5, 2018

Euphoric

Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

by zerk1337 April 16, 2013

eust

A guy possessing above average testicular glands and a penile ratio of approximately 2 inches of length to 7 inches of width. A Eust's penis has been rumored to have the girth of an elephant's trunk, and the tip is upwards of 94% of the total penile surface area.

I fucked a Eust last night, and I've never been more sore in my life.

by P00SYP0UND3R April 8, 2015

AP euro syndrome

When you ignore your other classes and homework to focus strictly on AP European History work.

Mom: Why are your grades all 70s except AP Euro?
Student: I have AP euro syndrome, I can't help it!

by msuts November 22, 2010