guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

South eastern middle school

A horrible middle school

SOUTH EASTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL...

“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE

by someonewhohatesSESD December 11, 2019

Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

Pulled an Esteban

Curl up and fit into small spaces

I was playing the bacon game and I Pulled An Esteban to win a level

by Esteban123456 April 26, 2022

Eastern Orthodox

Like the Catholic Church, but with better beards.

Priest 1- I wish I could grow an awesome beard like that Eastern Orthodox priest

Priest 2- Ya. We still get cooler hats though.

Priest 1- True dat

by L. Marshall January 31, 2010

middle eastern

Loving , hospitable, peaceful people who work hard and are fun to party with. They have contributed uber much to the fields of medicine,mathematics, music,poetry,architecture, and philanthropy. Their diet is one of the healthiest and most delicious in the world.Come in all different styles, dark haired to blond. Clever and discerning, yet sometimes a bit too hung up on themselves. Yeah , well, they continue to influence the world. Great dancers:)

"You eating tabouli?", "Yeah - from the Middle Eastern Deli"

by kissurbooboo June 29, 2006

Easter Weekend

Slang for a night or series of nights involving lots of alcohol and debauchery.

Must be an above average night in terms of banter, alcohol consumption and general shenanigans.

"Looks like we've got the makings of crystal meth here sir"

"It's going to be an Easter Weekend to Remember!"

by Grillin Tonight July 12, 2009