Follicular Embellishment

The act of drastically improving a persons hairstyle under the influence

Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!

by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011

on email

when you absolutely swear that what you are saying is true. greater than on god, on baby, and on foe nem.

dad: did you do your homework?
me: yes
dad: on god?
me: yes
dad: on baby?
me: yes
dad: on foe nem?
me: yes
dad: on email?
me: ..........no

by da real beast baby 💯 January 23, 2020

Per Emil

The name of a handsome young man with a sizable penis, The name has been given to many, but non as infamous as Per Emil IV. His charm, looks and manly provado has blown away many women, including the sister of Eirik.

Damn, look at that guy's muscles, his name must be Per Emil.

by Undeadmarston February 24, 2021

I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

ebil

Evil beyond evil. A cute, fuzzy thing gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Man, did you see what that Zorbak did to the Moglins? Forcing them to sing Britney Spears songs in pink, frilly dresses .... that was just EBIL.

by Leene November 10, 2008

strongbad_email.exe

The application which Strong bad uses to open his email

Email da badda doo bow...

by Bluewolfe October 21, 2003

Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

by drailer May 23, 2006