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elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008
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pink elephants

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass
my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant
by ShadowsOfBlood February 8, 2004
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Elephanting

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.
Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.
by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009
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Elephant Pussy

A very fat enlarged vagina!
When Corissa Black wears tight pants and her elephant pussy shows through her yoga pants and makes everyone want to throw up!!
by elephantpuss April 28, 2010
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elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
by hititlong January 4, 2006
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hunting elephants

when ur obviously not doing anything or obviously doing SOMETHING and feel like being a stupid smart ass
(chatting on facebook)
jack: hey watcha doing?

jill: oh u kno... hunting elephants
by sweetness1154 December 16, 2011
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Blue Elephant

When you are having anal intercourse and your partners anus is so tight it stops the blood flow to your penis and it gives it a blueish hue.
I was balls deep in Dan’s ass last night and the dude was so tight he gave me a blue elephant.
by ElephyPattern September 9, 2018
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