eggplant

a way of sexting

hey what are you doing (eggplant and water emoji)

by Headahh12345678xx October 22, 2019

Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation

He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind

by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020

russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

by The shmiz November 27, 2020

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021

eggplant

a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.

john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))

by minercrafter123 June 21, 2022

Eggplant

This is when the competition can access someone living with you, most times your children to report on what's going on in your home. This could be good, bad indifferent etc. It doesn't matter what "The Intel is" this allows them to stay one step ahead of you or steal or benefit from your ideas, inventions, purchasing habits etc. The child is usually tricked into this situation. The child is your (Egg planted). get it!

No worries we can access information from the "eggplant."

by Why Heals September 6, 2022