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eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.
You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.
by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022
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Earned Success

Earned success involves the ability to create value honestly — not by inheriting a fortune, not by picking up a welfare check. See: Arthur Brooks
In her critique, Miss Mercatoria criticized Elon Musk for his lack of earned success due to his dealings with the CCP, his subsidies from the US government for Tesla, and his inheritance from his parents.
by MorRight August 11, 2022
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eardk

When you do a YouTube shorts challenge thing and it says to circle letters out of you eye color, name, month you were born, fav drink, and fav animal and your name is the letters you circle so mine was eardk
I have to write out my name according to YouTube, and oh look at that my new name is eardk!
by Shorty #2 October 21, 2022
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Eard

Hair that grows in the ears of old men.
Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.
by saavy chimp November 21, 2022
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earden

Here Then have it you dog, when you pass the bong to your wife you say "here then" Earden!!!
EarDen have dis ear
by unnabudge December 11, 2022
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Eareys

Both the ears and the eyes said at the same time
Max's eareys were itchy
by anonymous May 26, 2023
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Eredivisie

It is the top Dutch Football/Soccer league. The football league was first made in 1956 and it has 18 teams like any other football league. The top 3 best football clubs there are Feyenoord, Ajax and PSV. It is the 7th strongest football league in the world and Ajax has won it the most with winning it 28 times.
Bob: Hey, you wanna watch Feyennord and Ajax clash in the Eredivisie?
John: Hell yeah!
by F1nnley May 27, 2023
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