dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.

I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".

by KimmehG September 14, 2008

dysfucktional

lacking the ability to deliver in bed

Victor's wife explained to me that Victor was dysfucktional and asked me to sleep with her.

by Victor,IFuckedYourWife December 31, 2008

hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

Dyskrasia

A fictional drug used for a Kidneythieves song. Has psychodellic properties and has simalar effects to Acid, Speed.

Swimming in & Out of Space; Dyskrasia

by ToCoolForYourShoes June 24, 2006

Dystexia

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

by hosey93 May 1, 2011