duche canoe

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole

Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD

by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

duchenugget

A term which describes a total asshole. It is most frequently used when referring to ryan lewis.

Susie: "he did what?! i can't believe that! he's the biggest asshole ever!"
Betty: "i know. he's a total duchenugget."

by YaYaGurl April 4, 2010

duche a coboose a

when u shank some one you hate in the knee cap and they yell duche a caboose a.

pronounciation: duche a caboose a stupid

ahhhhhhh duche a coboose a. you stabbed me in the F#$*@ing knee cap.

by Black Jocker 2 October 16, 2008

douchenaggery

The act of expressing one's personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

Dan's douchenaggery reached it's apex when he suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

Duchefucker

A person that is both, has anal sex and is an ass hole that needs to get laid.

My friend Jessy is a duchefucker because he spends more time trying to look cool on video games then having fun with friends.

by Obidann December 18, 2010

douchenogger

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)

a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)

that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.

by Befera August 5, 2011

DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."

by RoninDH July 7, 2006