dankalank

The Dankest dankness available from any provider of the dankity dankness.

"Yo, lets go pick up some of that DANKALANK once we get our child support check."

by Darnalll December 10, 2008

dankappointing

A word that is used almost exclusively for describing the quality of weed, or rather lack thereof. It is a lack of dankness, a lack of knock-you-off-your-ass-ness that basically means your weed is crap, or not up to par. On rare occasions, it can used to describe an event that should have been dank/awesome as fuck, but completely went sour.

Dude this weed has a lot of color and smells great, but overall its just dankappointing.

Dang man, this shwag is just dankappointing...

This party is dankappointing....

by SOMA6996 October 2, 2007

dankified

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"

yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!

by croxbox March 22, 2011

Dank eye

The redness and irritation in your eyes that's caused by using some danky ass kush

Dad: "Son, have you been smoking that new danky ganja I've been hearing a lot about lately?"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"

by Buttany May 12, 2014

dankaphobia

The fear or dank things and or dank memes

Dude he has dankaphobia I couldn't even show him the dank memes

by DankMemez101 November 30, 2016

dank bait

When a women's vagina is very damp that it becomes a smelly, attractive bait for a man.

Shay is a dank bait to Conner

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

dank meem

The dankest type of memes. These memes will make you laugh so hard that it creates an earthquake

"Hey look at this meme. I've never seen one so dank."
*holding in laughter* "THATS NO MEME! ITS A REALLY DANK MEEM"
*asthma attack from laughing*

by Meems4life February 28, 2017