Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2015
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Dry Cactus

one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;
I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend
by washyohands February 24, 2011
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Dry Boner

When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.
Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.
by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010
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dry hit

Hitting an e-cig when the e-liquid runs out, causing a unforgivable high-temperature burning in the lungs.
John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!
by Stove piped your sister April 24, 2015
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Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"
by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009
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Dry Snitching

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
by PHIZZZLEterm September 25, 2019
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